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RIP Canadian Wheat Board
07 December 2011
Now that our Happy Planet mayor is back in the saddle for another term, we can be re-assured that we can continue to convert our front lawns to grow wheat. Even better news is that, since the House of Commons last week voted to end the Canadian Wheat Board's 76-year monopoly on the sale of wheat...

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Launching Sturgis North

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Written by Chris Green   
Tuesday, 16 November 2010 14:08

We are very pleased to report our appointment as legal counsel to the first annual Sturgis North motorcycle rally and music festival, taking place in Salmon arm BCJuly 13-17, 2011. While the event is still a ways away, we wanted to share this exciting news with all current and soon-to-be motorcycle enthusiasts right away! 

Anyone with even the slightest interest in motorcycles will have heard of the legendary Sturgis North South Dakota rally, an event which has been running for some 70 years and draws well over 400,000 enthusiasts annually. The goal of Sturgis North is to replicate this event in a Canadian setting.

Having secured the Salmon Arm Fairgrounds and several nearby venues for use as concert and camping sites, negotiations are in progress to finalize the entertainment list, which will be heavily weighted in favour of classic rock'n'roll. 

Ticket sales are slated to begin later this week and those interested should go to www.SturgisNorth.com

 

Divorce insurance

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Written by Chris Green   
Friday, 12 November 2010 14:21

And now for something completely different… divorce insurance!  What will they think of next?

Advising clients on financial matters arising out of the breakdown of the marriage frequently involves a discussion of insurance. A policy with a fat cash surrender value is another asset to be haggled over, and any policy covering the life of a spouse who is no longer insurable can have considerable value. Then too, where a separation agreement includes an obligation to pay child or spousal support, we sometimes bargain to have the paying spouse take out a policy of life insurance to provide alternative funds, in the event of their demise.

Recently however, we've been astonished to hear about a spate of new insurance products targeting divorcing couples.

Only available so far in the UK (thankfully), is a policy offered by a company called New Start, wherein you can purchase insurance against the possibility that your ex-spouse may become unable or even unwilling to pay child support. In addition to providing replacement income the policy will also pay legal fees for you to chase your miscreant spouse. The policies, called "divorce maintenance protection insurance", seem to contain a lot of provisos, so it’s difficult to assess how useful such insurance might be

Not to be outdone, California, the source of many things outlandish, has gone a step further with companies actually offering divorce insurance. The concept there is that you pay a premium for various units of coverage up to $250,000.  In simplest terms, if your marriage comes apart the insurance company cuts you a cheque for the policy amount.

We are predicting that this type of insurance will be a long time coming to Canada, since in this jurisdiction, at least, a policy of insurance purchased during the marriage will be considered a family asset that has to be shared with your spouse.

All's fair in marriage and divorce.

 

In praise of naked judges

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Written by Chris Green   
Friday, 03 September 2010 13:25

Like everybody else in the legal community I'm following with prurient interest the trials and tribulations of embattled associate chief justice of Manitoba, Lori Douglas, who was ousted by a disgruntled client of her husband's law firm. Nude photographs of her were posted, apparently without her knowledge, on a racy website devoted to casual inter-racial relationships. The inescapable inference is that she leads a liberated and sexually adventurous private life.

I say, leave her and her husband to it. It is, after all, their private life. I think it most unfortunate that she has been forced to step aside, since, by all accounts, she is an excellent judge.

I do not subscribe to the theory that judges should only be selected from the ranks of the bland, the colourless and the sexless. There used to be an old adage, which I haven't heard repeated often in these days of political correctness, that "no person should be appointed to be a judge unless they have been thrown out of a bar at least once in their life".

The point of the adage being that we want men and women who are possessed of a rich life experience to be our judges. It is not enough merely to have a superior intellect and a good legal mind to be a good judge. The wisdom which we expect of our judges can only really be acquired through a life lived robustly and with passion. How else can we expect them to understand the motives and the foibles of the litigants appearing before them, and where else can they develop the experience needed to ferret the truth out of the testimony of witnesses?

Unlike the United States, which thrives on salacious news about its best and brightest, Canada typically has allowed those in public life to have a modicum of privacy in their private lives, and I am saddened to see that tradition slipping. If courthouse gossip is a reliable indicator, Judge Douglas is only the latest in a long line of oversexed judges. Unfortunately she is being pilloried in the press, whereas her sexy brethren of years gone by endured only courthouse gossip and went on to serve the nation, and the law, admirably in their public lives.

 

What free tickets will induce

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Written by Chris Green   
Friday, 17 September 2010 00:00

While my stunt double, Hal, has been in China this week introducing the unsuspecting Chinese to the delights of bagpipe music, we've been equally baffling back at HQ. After wading through stacks of bad legal jokes, we have now assigned those tickets to Saturday's Ozzie Jurock's Real Estate Outlook 2011 conference.  

The following selection is a sample of some that made it through, so you can imagine how bad the rest were. 

[ Ted ] Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros? A: The lawyer charges more.

[ Anita ] Humpty Dumpty... http://www.lawcomix.com/scribblepages.08/10.27.08.html

[ Victor ]  Signs That You Might Need A New Lawyer:
* During the trial, you catch him playing his Gameboy. 
* He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."
* Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
* The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM."
* Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."
* Every time the judge sustains one of his objections, he screams, "Yahtzee!"
* A prison guard is shaving your head.


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It's a dog's life

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Written by Chris Green   
Saturday, 07 August 2010 13:46

Our newsletter this month included pictures of cute dogs and the usual puns for our insider circle of readers to “Aw!” and roll their eyes at. We have started a guest contributor’s column to provide the meat for our more serious readers. This month we highlighted “Leader of the Pack”, Stephen Plant’s “Retirement Planning for the Business Owner”.
Here's a joke that we didn't include, because we wanted to save it especially for you, to tempt you to sniff out our humour.
So, now that we’ve got you salivating, do yourself the favour and sign-up for more.

 
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